April 17, 2013 (x).

#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY

bellinibeignet:

When Superhusbands become Superparents | Steve bribes Lainey with ice cream while Tony is working… again.

becausehiddlesthatswhy:

In which Tony is very…disappointed in Peter.

Part One [post-avengers]: Did your heart break?

Domestic Avengers Billionaire Playboys → Tony works out Batman’s real identity and decides not to tell Bruce.

they’re playing a game that neither can win.

you stand by, watching the world let me down

sometimestheskyisgreen:

“So, tell me Steve, what’s it gonna be?”

#in which you could hear every heart in the theater break

“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen